Tenacious D-Beelzeboss Lyrics

Posted: July 4, 2010 in Rock
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I am compleeete!

Fuuuuuckkk!

Yes you are fucked, shit out of luck
Now I’m complete and my cock you will suck
This world will be mine and you’re first in line
You brought me the pick and now you shall both die!

Wait! Wait! Wait!
You motherfucker
We challenge you to a rock off!
Give us one chance to rock your socks off

Fuck, fuck, fuck
The demon code prevents me
From declining a rock off challenge
What are your terms? what is the catch?

If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell.
And also you will have to pay our rent

And what if  i win?

Then you can take Kage back to hell…
What?
Trust me Kage, its the only way,
What the fuck are you talking about?
….to be your little bitch.

Fine! Let the rock off begin!Ha Ha
I’m the devil i love metal!
Check this riff it’s fucking tasty
I’m the devil i can do what i want,
Whatever i got I’m gonna flaunt,
There’s never been a rock off that I’ve ever lost
I cant wait to take Kage back to hell
I’m gonna fill him with my hot demon gel

I’ll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel

Nooo!
C’mon Kage bring the thunder
There’s just no way that we can win,
That was a masterpiece.
listen to me
He rocks too hard because he’s not a mortal man
Goddamn-it Kage,
He gonna make you his sex slave,

You’re gonna gargle mayonnaise
No!
Unless we bust a massive monster mama-jam.
Dude, we’ve been through so much shit,
Deactivated lasers with my dick
Now its time to blow this fucker down!
C’mon Kage now it’s time to blow doors down
I hear you Jables now it’s time to blow doors down
Light up the stage cause its time for a showdown
We’ll bend you over then we’ll take you to Brown Town
Now we’ve got to blow this fucker down
He’s gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
C’mon Kage cause it’s time to blow doors down
Oh we’ll piledrive ya, it’s time for the smackdown
Hey anti-christ-er, Beelzeboss,
We know your weakness our rocket-sauce
We rock the casbah, and blow your mind
We will defeat you, for all mankind
You hold the scepter,
We hold the key
You are the devil,
We are the D [18x]

You guys are fuckin’ lame. Come on Kage, You’re coming with me.
Taste my lightning fuckers!
NO!
Ow! Fuck!
My fuckin’ horn!
Oh no!

From whence you came you shall remain,
Until you are complete again.

No! Fuck you Kage and Fuck you Jables!
I’ll get you Tenacious D!

All credit goes to Tenacious D.

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